Due to the exceptionally contagious nature of COVID-19 (also known as the coronavirus, the sweeping plague, the case of Mayan dyslexia, the beer virus, and the causer of quarantines), everyone on Chateau Roi Colombe's staff has dedicated themselves to ensuring that your dining experience is a safe and pleasant one. To that end, we have returned to a traditional policy, accepting reservations only from those patrons who have become aware of the secret password. (To learn more about this policy and its origins, please feel free to peruse the history of Chateau Roi Colombe at your leisure.
Reservations will also be accepted from anyone who wishes to purchase Chateau Roi Colombe's world-famous avocado toast, provided that payment is received in full no later than three weeks before a prospective diner's scheduled visit. In the event that a prospective diner is unable to meet this deadline, their down payment (one half of the meal's purchase price, or $27,000) will be considered forfeit, and will be spent on acquiring further certification that the location is in no way haunted.
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